Dear Diary! Through the airy labyrinth I came to a land where the earth is white, the sky is hot and red, and the blue ice is shameless. I feel a little lonely here, but after locking myself in a dried-up trunk for a while, I cheered up and went to a party. We rolled around on the floor with the gnomes, too bad they were on their own and I was on my own. In the end, as much as the guides promised, even an ice cave with three merry elves didn’t make a Phoenix out of me. I returned home.